On temporarily abandoning her low-residue diet at Christmas...

‎"I'm eating peas. Fuck it"

On attempting to remove a seatbelt...

Help! Help!  I'm still plugged in!

Further musing...

"I wonder if a Segway can outrun a dinosaur."

Moo versus Predator.

"We need dinosaurs back, because people don't know how to feed their toddlers...They're going to put warning labels on hot dogs and peas and stuff...we obviously need Dinosaurs back, because we need some predators to eat these stupid people.  C'mon, if you don't know what to feed your kids, you should be dinosaur food."

Where's Jurassic Park when we need it??